Posts tagged Jim and Pam
Posts tagged Jim and Pam
Jim’s been looking at me kind of a lot all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it’s nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me.
Jim: Hey uh, listen…um, I told Michael on the Booze Cruise, it’s so stupid, um, I told Michael that I had had a crush on you when you first started here.
Pam: Oh-
Jim: Well I just thought that, I figured you should hear it from me, rather than, I mean, you know Michael.
Pam: Right.
Jim: And seriously, it’s totally not a big deal, okay? And when I found out that you were engaged, I mean, it was like-
Pam: No, I, I know, like, I kind of, like I thought that maybe you did when I first started.
Jim: Oh you did?
Pam: No I mean, just cause we like got along so well.
Jim: No, yeah no, yeah you saw through me. Great.
Pam: So are you gonna be like totally awkward around me now?
Jim: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hope that’s okay. And Pam- it was like three years ago, so. I am totally over it.
Pam: Cool.
Jim: Okay.
Well, the cat’s out of the bag. i used to have a crush on Pam. And now I…don’t. Riveting.
You know what Kevin? Jim is a friend of mine. So the only people that this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam. And me.
Phyllis: Hey Angela, who would you choose, Jim or Roy?
Angela: It’s nobody’s business Phyllis. Roy.
Michael: Look, Jim needed a relaxing lunch. He has been depressed, and it has been affecting his productivity. How is that not work related?
Toby: He seems fine to me.
Michael: You’re not his friend. You don’t know. He is in love with a girl he works with who’s engaged, so just cut me some slack, please.
Michael: What do you like best about Pam?
Jim: Ugh, I really don’t want to talk about it.
Michael: Is it her legs, her boobs, her-
Jim: Um, she’s easy to talk to, I guess. And she’s got a really good sense of humor.
Michael: Really?
Jim: Mhm.
Michael: She never gets any of my jokes.
Jim: What about you?
Michael: Her boobs. Definitely.
Jim: Wow, that’s not what I meant.
Yeah, on the Booze Cruise, I told Michael about some feelings I used to have for Pam. I had just broken up with Katy, and had a couple drinks, and I confided in the world’s worst confidant.
Michael: Well Pam is cute.
Jim: Yeah. She’s really funny. And she’s warm, and she’s just…anyway…
Michael: Well if you like her so much, don’t give up.
Jim: She’s engaged.
Michael: Pft. BFD. Engaged ain’t married.
Jim: Huh.
Michael: Never, ever, ever give up.
Jim: What a night.
Michael: Well it’s nice for you, your friend got engaged.
Jim: She was always engaged.
Michael: Roy said the first one didn’t count.
Jim: That’s…great. To tell you the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam.
Michael: Really? You’re kidding me. Wow. You and Pam? I would have never put you two together. You really hid it well, god. I usually have a radar for stuff like that…You know I made out with Jan?
