Dunder Mifflin

OFF HIATUS! <3

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 01:41:32 -0400

they're all great :3

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 01:40:21 -0400

thank you, you are sweet!

"I am beginning to think that what happened to my carpet was an act of terrorism against the office."

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 01:39:00 -0400

“I am beginning to think that what happened to my carpet was an act of terrorism against the office.”

- Michael Scott- 2.14

"Beyonce, pink the color, Pink the person, hot dogs, basically anything that is awesome, snow..."

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 01:36:00 -0400

“Beyonce, pink the color, Pink the person, hot dogs, basically anything that is awesome, snow cones…”

- Kelly Kippur- 2.14

"Packer and I once spent the whole day with our pants off. And when people noticed, we convinced them..."

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 01:34:41 -0400

“Packer and I once spent the whole day with our pants off. And when people noticed, we convinced them that they were crazy. Another time Packer held this guy’s head in the toilet for like a minute. Guy had no sense of humor about it, probably why he wasn’t hired. Once as a joke Packer banged every chick in the office. It’s hysterical.”

- Michael Scott- 2.14

So, followers,

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 01:12:11 -0400

Do any of you have suggestions? : ) For example, do you like when the quotes are long, or are they getting too long? Do you only want funny quotes, or sentimental ones too, (such as the Jim/Pam crush confession)? I would loves some feedback in my ask box! Thank you!

"I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible. And this..."

Tue, 31 May 2011 01:12:26 -0400

“I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible. And this year I got to the third week in January.”

- Pam Beesly- 2.14

"Michael: Spamster. Pam: Uh, Pam, plus spam, plus… Michael: Hamster."

Tue, 31 May 2011 01:10:00 -0400

“Michael: Spamster.
Pam: Uh, Pam, plus spam, plus…
Michael: Hamster.”

- Michael and Pam- 2.14

"Jim’s been looking at me kind of a lot all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it’s..."

Tue, 31 May 2011 01:08:53 -0400

“Jim’s been looking at me kind of a lot all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it’s nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me.”

- Ryan Howard (sitting at Pam’s desk)- 2.14

"Jim: Hey uh, listen…um, I told Michael on the Booze Cruise, it’s so stupid, um, I told..."

Mon, 30 May 2011 13:14:31 -0400

“Jim: Hey uh, listen…um, I told Michael on the Booze Cruise, it’s so stupid, um, I told Michael that I had had a crush on you when you first started here.
Pam: Oh-
Jim: Well I just thought that, I figured you should hear it from me, rather than, I mean, you know Michael.
Pam: Right.
Jim: And seriously, it’s totally not a big deal, okay? And when I found out that you were engaged, I mean, it was like-
Pam: No, I, I know, like, I kind of, like I thought that maybe you did when I first started.
Jim: Oh you did?
Pam: No I mean, just cause we like got along so well.
Jim: No, yeah no, yeah you saw through me. Great.
Pam: So are you gonna be like totally awkward around me now?
Jim: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hope that’s okay. And Pam- it was like three years ago, so. I am totally over it.
Pam: Cool.
Jim: Okay.”

- Jim and Pam- 2.13

"Well, the cat’s out of the bag. i used to have a crush on Pam. And now I…don’t...."

Mon, 30 May 2011 13:09:06 -0400

“Well, the cat’s out of the bag. i used to have a crush on Pam. And now I…don’t. Riveting.”

- Jim Halpert- 2.13

"As a Volunteer Sheriff’s Deputy, I’ve been doing surveillance for years. One time, I..."

Sat, 28 May 2011 01:59:00 -0400

“As a Volunteer Sheriff’s Deputy, I’ve been doing surveillance for years. One time, I suspected an ex girlfriend of mine of cheating on me, so I tailed her for six nights straight. Turns out, she was. With a couple of guys, actually, so…mystery solved.”

- Dwight Schrute- 2.13

"You know what Kevin? Jim is a friend of mine. So the only people that this crush really concerns is..."

Sat, 28 May 2011 01:57:07 -0400

“You know what Kevin? Jim is a friend of mine. So the only people that this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam. And me.”

- Michael Scott- 2.13

"Kevin: Jim has got it bad for Pam. Creed: Oooh, which one is Pam?"

Sat, 28 May 2011 01:56:00 -0400

“Kevin: Jim has got it bad for Pam.
Creed: Oooh, which one is Pam?”

- Kevin and Creed- 2.13

Top 10 Funniest office episodes:

Fri, 27 May 2011 17:55:00 -0400

In chronological order:

Basketball- Michael challenges the warehouse guys to a game.

The Injury- Michael burns his foot.

The Merger- Andy and Michael meet. Pam and Karen meet. Andy Bernard made these tasteful hats.

The Convict- Prison Mike!

Safety Training- Dwight, you ignorant slut.

Product Recall- Jim and Andy sing in the car.

Local Ad- Dunder Mifflin makes a commercial while Andy struggles to remember the Kit Kat bar ad.

Stress Relief, Parts 1 and 2- Boom, Roasted.

Golden Ticket- Michael dresses up as Willy Wonka.

Murder- Caleb Crawdad.

What are your favorites?

"Phyllis: Hey Angela, who would you choose, Jim or Roy? Angela: It’s nobody’s business..."

Thu, 26 May 2011 21:58:46 -0400

“Phyllis: Hey Angela, who would you choose, Jim or Roy?
Angela: It’s nobody’s business Phyllis. Roy.”

- Angela and Phyllis- 2.13

"Michael: Look, Jim needed a relaxing lunch. He has been depressed, and it has been affecting his..."

Thu, 26 May 2011 21:58:00 -0400

“Michael: Look, Jim needed a relaxing lunch. He has been depressed, and it has been affecting his productivity. How is that not work related?
Toby: He seems fine to me.
Michael: You’re not his friend. You don’t know. He is in love with a girl he works with who’s engaged, so just cut me some slack, please.”

- Michael and Toby- 2.13

"It’s ridiculous. They took my card away because I spent 80 bucks at a magic shop. What they..."

Thu, 26 May 2011 21:55:56 -0400

“It’s ridiculous. They took my card away because I spent 80 bucks at a magic shop. What they don’t understand is that I bought the stuff to impress potential clients. So business related, right? I put a cigarette through a friggen quarter. And you know what Toby? They almost bought from us.”

- Michael Scott- 2.13

"If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds. And nobody would ever know I had ever been..."

Thu, 26 May 2011 21:53:00 -0400

“If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds. And nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I’d forget too.”

- Ryan Howard- 2.13

"Michael: What do you like best about Pam? Jim: Ugh, I really don’t want to talk about..."

Thu, 26 May 2011 21:52:21 -0400

“Michael: What do you like best about Pam?
Jim: Ugh, I really don’t want to talk about it.
Michael: Is it her legs, her boobs, her-
Jim: Um, she’s easy to talk to, I guess. And she’s got a really good sense of humor.
Michael: Really?
Jim: Mhm.
Michael: She never gets any of my jokes.
Jim: What about you?
Michael: Her boobs. Definitely.
Jim: Wow, that’s not what I meant.”

- Jim and Michael- 2.13