Well, the cat’s out of the bag. i used to have a crush on Pam. And now I…don’t. Riveting.
Well, the cat’s out of the bag. i used to have a crush on Pam. And now I…don’t. Riveting.
As a Volunteer Sheriff’s Deputy, I’ve been doing surveillance for years. One time, I suspected an ex girlfriend of mine of cheating on me, so I tailed her for six nights straight. Turns out, she was. With a couple of guys, actually, so…mystery solved.
You know what Kevin? Jim is a friend of mine. So the only people that this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam. And me.
Kevin: Jim has got it bad for Pam.
Creed: Oooh, which one is Pam?
In chronological order:
Basketball- Michael challenges the warehouse guys to a game.
The Injury- Michael burns his foot.
The Merger- Andy and Michael meet. Pam and Karen meet. Andy Bernard made these tasteful hats.
The Convict- Prison Mike!
Safety Training- Dwight, you ignorant slut.
Product Recall- Jim and Andy sing in the car.
Local Ad- Dunder Mifflin makes a commercial while Andy struggles to remember the Kit Kat bar ad.
Stress Relief, Parts 1 and 2- Boom, Roasted.
Golden Ticket- Michael dresses up as Willy Wonka.
Murder- Caleb Crawdad.
What are your favorites?
Phyllis: Hey Angela, who would you choose, Jim or Roy?
Angela: It’s nobody’s business Phyllis. Roy.
Michael: Look, Jim needed a relaxing lunch. He has been depressed, and it has been affecting his productivity. How is that not work related?
Toby: He seems fine to me.
Michael: You’re not his friend. You don’t know. He is in love with a girl he works with who’s engaged, so just cut me some slack, please.
It’s ridiculous. They took my card away because I spent 80 bucks at a magic shop. What they don’t understand is that I bought the stuff to impress potential clients. So business related, right? I put a cigarette through a friggen quarter. And you know what Toby? They almost bought from us.
If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds. And nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I’d forget too.
Michael: What do you like best about Pam?
Jim: Ugh, I really don’t want to talk about it.
Michael: Is it her legs, her boobs, her-
Jim: Um, she’s easy to talk to, I guess. And she’s got a really good sense of humor.
Michael: Really?
Jim: Mhm.
Michael: She never gets any of my jokes.
Jim: What about you?
Michael: Her boobs. Definitely.
Jim: Wow, that’s not what I meant.
