Dunder Mifflin
The People Person's Paper People
walt3rwhite asked:
they're all great :3
thank you, you are sweet!
I am beginning to think that what happened to my carpet was an act of terrorism against the office.
Beyonce, pink the color, Pink the person, hot dogs, basically anything that is awesome, snow cones…
Packer and I once spent the whole day with our pants off. And when people noticed, we convinced them that they were crazy. Another time Packer held this guy’s head in the toilet for like a minute. Guy had no sense of humor about it, probably why he wasn’t hired. Once as a joke Packer banged every chick in the office. It’s hysterical.
So, followers,
Do any of you have suggestions? : ) For example, do you like when the quotes are long, or are they getting too long? Do you only want funny quotes, or sentimental ones too, (such as the Jim/Pam crush confession)? I would loves some feedback in my ask box! Thank you!
I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible. And this year I got to the third week in January.
Michael: Spamster.
Pam: Uh, Pam, plus spam, plus…
Michael: Hamster.
Jim’s been looking at me kind of a lot all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it’s nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me.
Jim: Hey uh, listen…um, I told Michael on the Booze Cruise, it’s so stupid, um, I told Michael that I had had a crush on you when you first started here.
Pam: Oh-
Jim: Well I just thought that, I figured you should hear it from me, rather than, I mean, you know Michael.
Pam: Right.
Jim: And seriously, it’s totally not a big deal, okay? And when I found out that you were engaged, I mean, it was like-
Pam: No, I, I know, like, I kind of, like I thought that maybe you did when I first started.
Jim: Oh you did?
Pam: No I mean, just cause we like got along so well.
Jim: No, yeah no, yeah you saw through me. Great.
Pam: So are you gonna be like totally awkward around me now?
Jim: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hope that’s okay. And Pam- it was like three years ago, so. I am totally over it.
Pam: Cool.
Jim: Okay.
